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DC Captain 6 days ago At least you were in a position to clean yourself up and nobody is the wiser. You could’ve sharted in your work slacks while getting your first cup of coffee for the day. 24 Nice Work • Meh
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At least you were in a position to clean yourself up and nobody is the wiser. You could’ve sharted in your work slacks while getting your first cup of coffee for the day.
That is my worst nightmare.
Hey, at least the only place to go from rock bottom is up…
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