1: “I bought them the cheapest thing on their registry. A frother.” 2: “What the fuck is a frother?” 1: “I don’t know.” PGP. Jack and Diet Abramoff 0 1 month 30
My manager saw me wearing aviators and now everytime I call him he answers with, “Talk to me Goose.” PGP. MidwestSig
The “I’m not trying to bash teachers…” preface before laying into them for complaining about pay when they get two months and all major holidays off. PGP. Chicken Wings
The circular reasoning of, “I don’t go out because I don’t have any friends,” and, “I don’t have any friends because I don’t go out.” PGP. MedSchoolMania
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