Going to my crush’s wedding this weekend. PGP.
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Cheer up, bud. There’s a 50% you’ll have an opportunity to swoop in someday!
Rest assured I’ll have a plan in place. #LongGame
At least it’s not your ex’s. I’ve had to do that before.
What kind of masochist RSVP’s “yes” to that?
Free food and open bar. Fuck it.