1: “How’s it going?”
2: “It’ll be going a lot better at 5:00.” PGP.

Getting chosen to “volunteer” to oversee a charity junior golf tournament for little kids in 100 degree June heat. PGP.

I don’t know how to put a GIF directly into a comment. PGP.

Virtual happy hour. PGP.

My last day of work is at the end of this month, and yet, my current boss asked me if I could cover for him while he’s gone during the week of July 4th. PGP.

Co-worker having loud conversations on speaker phone. PGP.

Moving from having a pump up mix for before lacrosse games to having one before meetings. PGP.

“So how long have you been driving with Uber?” PGP.

Checking the calories in beer. PGP.

Went home with a colleague on Friday after a company night out; the Monday fear is crippling. PGP.

“Who all do we have on the call?” PGP.

The solo cab ride scene in Master of None hitting too close to home. PGP.

My boss is blaring “Free Bird” in his office. PGP.

My password expired…I had to create a new password on my last day. PGP.

Only accepting LinkedIn connections based on how hot/wealthy they look in their photo. PGP.

Not being a father, but loving most of the items on the Father’s Day gift lists in my emails. PGP.

“Alexa, where did it all go wrong?”

“Sorry, I couldn’t find an answer to the question you were looking for.” PGP.

I work for a “work hard, play hard” company. PGP.

Just spent my morning creating fake meetings on my Outlook calendar for Friday so people can’t hijack it with their bullshit. PGP.

Had a dream I was at Chili’s. Woke up disappointed. PGP.