Having to retake grades K-12 to prove to my dad I’m ready to take over the family hotel chain. PGP.

Accepted an offer for a new job today and leave for Vegas tomorrow. My out of office is just going to be “I will be out Friday and not will not be returning.” PGP.

Mastered the rich white guy laugh for work. I’m black. PGP.

Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.

Waking up late and getting to work on time means I just found my new wake up time. PGP.

Getting more excited about Tax Breaks than Spring Breaks. PGP.

Coworker just asked me if I ever drink so much that I feel sick the next morning. I’m hungover right now. PGP.

I need 3+ years experience for an entry level job, and Trump was able to win with no experience. PGP.

The anxiety that hits when you enter a coworker’s office and they say “Close the door.” PGP.

Both of my roommates are gone for an entire week and this is the best thing that’s happened to me in months. PGP.

Mid-meeting I got asked why I was there. PGP.

Too young for the alumni tailgate, too old for the undergrad tailgate. PGP.

I’m a grown man taking a sick day to relive some glory days and play COD 4 with the boys. I have no shame. PGP.

Nothing fucks up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday. PGP.

Got invited to the bachelor party, but not the wedding. PGP.

Taking your time getting out of your car so you don’t have to walk in with coworkers. PGP.

Printed my resume at work for the new job that I’m interviewing for while my boss was waiting behind me in the line. PGPowerMove.

If you think you had a bad week I’m a flight attendant for the most hated airline. PGP.

I added Ken Bone on LinkedIn. PGpowermove.

They finally hired someone my age…he’s annoying as fuck. PGP.