Thinking to yourself “Ok, time to start doing shit” 4 hours into the workday. PGP.
Thinking to yourself “Ok, time to start doing shit” 4 hours into the workday. PGP.
“You sure buy a lot of Shiner and a lot of dip, everything good?”-Owner of neighborhood gas station. PGP.
Being ghosted by multiple companies that you interviewed with. PGP.
Had a chorizo breakfast burrito and large coffee this morning. Bathroom was out of toilet paper. PGP.
Getting winded from the office stairs. PGP.
90 degrees. 90% humidity. Work attire. PGP.
Was told the lobbyist I was meeting today had a penchant for non-PC jokes. Apparently, I went too far. PGP.
Getting too old to hook up with the new hires at work. PGP.
The new hires aren’t intimidated by me. PGP.
Digging a little bit deeper each day for motivation. PGP.
I fucking love going to Lowe’s. PGP.
Being unreasonably excited for a Monday morning because Duda took a screenshot of my snap. PGP.
Hugh Freeze “resigning” for using his work phone to buy prostitutes. PGP.
Getting more happy birthday wishes from LinkedIn than all other social media. PGP.
Its just hitting me that I won’t be going to football games every Saturday this fall. PGP.
I got told I need to be proactive by my boss. PGP.
Being so bored at work that you start compulsively betting on WNBA games. PGP.
Was told to name my price to go back to my old job. PGP.
Getting to the point where I can’t ignore my lactose intolerance anymore. PGP.
I’m the oldest dude at my new yoga studio by at least 10 years. PGP.