The supply room was restocked with my favorite pens and I’m pretty jazzed about it. PGP.

Running errands on your lunch. PGP.

Thinking to yourself “Ok, time to start doing shit” 4 hours into the workday. PGP.

When you’re at work and realize you can still see the bar stamps on your wrist. PGP.

Leaving your headphones at home. PGP.

I probably only do about 2 hours of actual work in a given week, I don’t think my boss notices. PGP.

I was cool in high school and college. Not anymore. PGP.

Coworkers that email you then immediately walk over to talk to you about it. PGP.

Exclusively scheduling lunch/coffee meetings so I don’t ever have to spend my own money on food. PGP.

When coffee becomes water and water becomes pointless. PGP.

Being ghosted by multiple companies that you interviewed with. PGP.

“You sure buy a lot of Shiner and a lot of dip, everything good?”-Owner of neighborhood gas station. PGP.

Getting Olive Garden catered for lunch being the highlight of your week. PGP.

I wrote an angry email to my district’s government representative. PGP.

Peaking in college. PGP.

Had a chorizo breakfast burrito and large coffee this morning. Bathroom was out of toilet paper. PGP.

Rethinking my life after seeing my uber rating fall from 4.9 to 4.81 in a span of 3 weeks. PGP.

Had to explain pivot tables to coworker, still doesn’t “get it.” PGP.

It’s my birthday today, I work 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. PGP.

Coworker just called me in her office to show me her Facebook album full of quilts. PGP.