Its just hitting me that I won’t be going to football games every Saturday this fall. PGP.

Getting too old to hook up with the new hires at work. PGP.

Being ghosted by multiple companies that you interviewed with. PGP.

Was told the lobbyist I was meeting today had a penchant for non-PC jokes. Apparently, I went too far. PGP.

Being unreasonably excited for a Monday morning because Duda took a screenshot of my snap. PGP.

“You sure buy a lot of Shiner and a lot of dip, everything good?”-Owner of neighborhood gas station. PGP.

The new hires aren’t intimidated by me. PGP.

90 degrees. 90% humidity. Work attire. PGP.

“How’s your bandwidth this week?” PGP.

Had a chorizo breakfast burrito and large coffee this morning. Bathroom was out of toilet paper. PGP.

Was told to name my price to go back to my old job. PGP.

Hugh Freeze “resigning” for using his work phone to buy prostitutes. PGP.

I fucking love going to Lowe’s. PGP.

I’m the oldest dude at my new yoga studio by at least 10 years. PGP.

Getting to the point where I can’t ignore my lactose intolerance anymore. PGP.

Being so bored at work that you start compulsively betting on WNBA games. PGP.

Thinking to yourself “Ok, time to start doing shit” 4 hours into the workday. PGP.

Getting more happy birthday wishes from LinkedIn than all other social media. PGP.

I got told I need to be proactive by my boss. PGP.

Getting winded from the office stairs. PGP.