My mentor is hot and married. PGP.

Its just hitting me that I won’t be going to football games every Saturday this fall. PGP.

Rethinking my life after seeing my uber rating fall from 4.9 to 4.81 in a span of 3 weeks. PGP.

Getting too old to hook up with the new hires at work. PGP.

Being ghosted by multiple companies that you interviewed with. PGP.

Exclusively scheduling lunch/coffee meetings so I don’t ever have to spend my own money on food. PGP.

Was told the lobbyist I was meeting today had a penchant for non-PC jokes. Apparently, I went too far. PGP.

Housekeeping just switched our toilet paper from 3-ply quilted to commercial 2-ply. PGP.

Didn’t realize I had a small hole near the elbow of my shirt until 10 a.m. at work yesterday. PGP.

I wrote an angry email to my district’s government representative. PGP.

Being unreasonably excited for a Monday morning because Duda took a screenshot of my snap. PGP.

Starbucks in my office is out of cold brew. PGP.

“You sure buy a lot of Shiner and a lot of dip, everything good?”-Owner of neighborhood gas station. PGP.

Coworkers that email you then immediately walk over to talk to you about it. PGP.

The new hires aren’t intimidated by me. PGP.

The new office wifi blocks anything that isn’t email. PGP.

Coworker just called me in her office to show me her Facebook album full of quilts. PGP.

I missed Amazon Prime Day. PGP.

My neighbors set off fireworks all weekend. PGP.

90 degrees. 90% humidity. Work attire. PGP.