Put a Lincoln in the jukebox and enjoy. “What A Fool Believes” - The Doobie Brothers Nothing says happy hour like a little yacht rock to go along with your scotch and water. “Sussudio” - Phil Collins “I think Phil…Read More »

I don’t watch “House of Cards”. I’ve never even seen an episode. I have absolutely no idea what it’s about. Couldn’t even tell you what channel it’s on, or what night of the week it runs. Fight me, Internet. It’s…Read More »

Pour yourself a glass of Arbor Mist, and wrap yourself in that bathrobe you stole from Holiday Inn, and enjoy some of the finer things in life. On waking up: Hit the snooze button, Don’t need to shower today, Wear…Read More »

It’s hard to believe that if you did everything right, graduated and got a job being everything, you’ll still be eating ramen and scoops of peanut butter for dinner; but such is life for many member of the Post Grad Freshman class…

Year after year, I am astounded by the amount of lords-a-leaping off the fiscal cliff into financial ruin for the sake of giving everyone they know something for Christmas. It’s seemingly refueled every year by those venti pumpkin spice lattes,…Read More »

As someone who just moved to Denver, I can say honestly that Denver is where it’s at, and here’s why: It’s cheap! Compared to other cities, the rent in Denver is fairly inexpensive. You can find a decent place between…Read More »

I can’t believe it’s really over. Come visit me! Y’all, I’m depressed. My hangovers are so much worse now. How did we used to drink that much? I’m just ready to date an older guy. I’m poor. Spending your own…Read More »

It seems like a bad time to try to land a first job What with the economy, uh oh, uh oh It seems like a bad time to graduate from college Guess I’ll join the welfare mob, uh oh, uh…Read More »

Fear and loathing in the bedroom…