Showing my boss – who makes a quarter of a million dollars a year – how to make “cool bullet sounds” for his PowerPoint presentation. PGP. Fulltime_son
Getting asked by every fucking friend and family member if you know Jake upon accepting a job with State Farm. PGP. jwalker
Feeling untouchable after your boss comes to talk to you and you actually have work on your computer screen. PGP. brogrammer
My girlfriend gained too much weight this year to pull off a slutty Halloween costume. PGP. Budget Bourbon
My Halloween news feed went from a bunch of girls in slutty costumes to a bunch of babies in costumes. PGP. OilAndAss
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