1. Your friend gets engaged…

2. And you’re like…

Rachel: I mean I’m probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean what’s 2%? That’s nothing.
Phoebe: Totally. I’m like 90/10.
Rachel: Yeah me too.

3. You get asked to be a bridesmaid, and you’re flattered, until you find out you have to buy a dress that costs $350 and looks like this…

4. Most of the time you’re fine with being single, but wedding season will make you crazy…

5. You get invited to another wedding shower…

6. You always end up standing next to that one person who does this at every proposal, speech, shower, and wedding…

7. And you’re like…

8. You’re normally confident in your independence…

9. But when you see this, it throws you off..

10. And it brings on that moment of weakness…

11. So you get with your other single friend(s)…

12. And take on this attitude…

13. There’s always this girl…

14. And this never fails to happen…

15. Always followed by, “Don’t worry, you’ll find someone.”

16. At the beginning of the reception you’re feelin’ good…

17. Until you get seated at the table that was clearly designated for the singles, and you’re stuck with this person…

18. This is when the bitterness kicks in…

19. But you decide to suck it up and enjoy this wedding regardless of the prejudice against singles…

20. The bride and groom leave and all of the other couples go out to throw stuff…

21. Meanwhile, you’re still taking last minute advantage of the open bar…

22. And the night pretty much ends like this…