“The chairperson has not yet arrived. Please continue to hold.”
The holiday party hangover has me mindlessly clicking around an Excel sheet that I completed a week ago.
Saving PTO between Christmas and New Years by “working from home” when you know nobody will be in the office.
Having Alexa set recurring 14-minute reminders to touch the keyboard to keep an ‘Active’ status in Skype Business while working from home.
The three-day week of Thanksgiving introducing more stress in your life than your average five-day work week.
Moving your booze from the top of the fridge to an expensive cart so it instantly becomes decorative.