“Adobe Reader updates are ready to install.” PGP.
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Starting a new game with myself called “How casual can I dress before I start getting questionable looks from coworkers?” PGP.
1: “I work an 8-5.” 2: “You mean 9-5?” 1: “No. That’s a figment of your young imagination.” PGP.
I see how many times I can say “meow” on my daily conference call without anyone noticing. My record is 3. PGP.
The walk of shame now being the distance from the restroom to your cubicle after being in there for an absurd amount of time. PGP.
Taco Bell for breakfast because you were late for work. Taco Bell for dinner because you have no self respect. PGP.
My to-do list is finished by 2:00pm every single day. After that it’s all smoke and mirrors. PGP.
Having to really think about inviting the girl you’re sleeping with over on a weeknight because you don’t want to be tired at work the next day. PGP.